what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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