Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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