I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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