I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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