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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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