If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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