Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just gift wrapped bread.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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