so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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