Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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