He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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