At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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