sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
