Dual....:-)
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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