He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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