Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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