so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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