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i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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