so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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