I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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