I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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