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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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