I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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