Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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