Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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