i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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