This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
there is glitter all over my balls
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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