I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Im part way to drunk.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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