I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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