...so i touched it.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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