Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wat bout pragnant strippers??
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I think I sprained my soul last night
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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