my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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