actually, I'm a sock model
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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