is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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