just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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