real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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