i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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