So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she was so not down for the gang bang
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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