I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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