Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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