dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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