apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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