dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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