I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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