What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
