i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
