Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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