super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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