worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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