Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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