I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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