That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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