She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He felt like a one man threesome
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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