Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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