isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just pee around me
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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