Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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