GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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