yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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