she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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